JOKES!

  1. How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch!
  2. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box? A box of quackers.
  3. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich? Launch meat.
  4. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He thought it was a high school!
  5. Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything.
  6. What would you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
  7. Why were the baseball players so hot & sweaty? Because their fans went away!
  8. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
  9. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies.
  10. What's every cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice!
  11. Who built the ark? I have Noah idea!
  12. Where to pencils come from? Pennsylvania!
  13. What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
  14. What happens to cows during an earthquake? They give milk shakes!

More funnies...

  1. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van.
  2. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade.
  3. What did the spider do on the computer? Made a Web site.
  4. What do mice eat for breakfast? Mice crispies.
  5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
  6. Why was the puppy so quiet? Because he was a hushpuppy.
  7. Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was feeling all stuffed up.
  8. What happened when the bee phoned his friend? He got a buzzy signal.
  9. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright.
  10. Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus.